Anti-Social Conversation Hearts

Love sucks? We agree! Well, mostly ;-). Get all your angsty, adult, anti-mushy-gushy feelings validated every day with one of our trinket dishes. The only thing to remind you of that hateful holiday is their adorable heart shape, we promise.

These sarcastic, adults-only conversation hearts won't just have any friends who visit you talking - they just might offend your guests into leaving altogether. Now doesn't that sound like a peaceful evening at home? 

Each heart is handmade with various distressing/imperfect features. These are *on purpose* (it's called grunge people, look up this thing called the nineties. The artist is a millennial, whatcha gonna do?) There is only ONE of each heart phrase listed. If you see one you must have, don't hesitate on checking out! Items are NOT reserved by adding them to your shopping cart, only by completing the checkout process. 

One-of-a-kind, hand-built, and brush glazed. Non-toxic, food-safe, dishwasher, and microwave safe. Porter House Pottery always recommends hand washing of our ceramics for the ultimate longevity & shine of your handcrafted pieces.